Economists: People Who Paint Selves Silver And Pretend To Be Statues Make Average Of $10 Million Per Year - July 26, 2013

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Economists: People Who Paint Selves Silver And Pretend To Be Statues Make Average Of $10 Million Per Year 07.25.13 Economists at Harvard University released a new study this week indicating that Americans who paint themselves silver and pretend to be statues in public spaces make, on average, $10 million per year. WATCH NOW » Featured Videos Perfectly Shitty Couch Sitting On Curb WATCH NOW » FBI Offering $1 Million Reward For Any Information On Cheetahs WATCH NOW » If you do not want to receive anymore emails from us, please click the following link unsubscribe. All of our emails are sent from the domain http://www.theonion.com.

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