Impatient Nation Demands Supreme Court Just Get To The Gay Stuff - June 25, 2013

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Impatient Nation Demands Supreme Court Just Get To The Gay Stuff 06.24.13 WASHINGTON—Following the U.S. Supreme Court’s ruling in an ongoing affirmative action lawsuit Monday, the impatient American public reportedly demanded that the nation’s highest court stop jerking around with all these other cases and ju... News in Brief » Johnny Depp Now Physically Unable To Walk Unless Whimsically Teeter-Tottering Across Rolling Log, Wobbly Plank, Or Swaying Beam American Voices » Edward Snowden Seeks Asylum In Ecuador “What about Roman Polanski’s house? Couldn’t the dude go there?” opinion » Sometimes When Things Get Really Stressful, I Close My Eyes, Sit Back, And Pretend I’m Back In Kenya by Barack Obama, 44th President Of The United States By Barack Obama Radio News » New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life

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