Angelina Jolie Stuns In First Rollerblading Competition Since Double Mastectomy - June 04, 2013

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Angelina Jolie Stuns In First Rollerblading Competition Since Double Mastectomy 06.03.13 ARCADIA, CA—Famed actress and activist Angelina Jolie wowed Grindside Street Comp spectators Sunday in her first public aggressive inline skating competition since undergoing a preventive double mastectomy earlier this year. News in Brief » Vain Galápagos Tortoise Trying To Pass For 90 American Voices » ‘After Earth’ Bombs At Box Office “It’s kind of nice when terrible movies don’t do well.” opinion » Oh Shit, I Totally Forgot That Happens! by George R.R. Martin By George R. R. Martin Radio News » New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life

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