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Woody Allen Extremely Busy Updating WoodyAllen.com 05.08.13 NEW YORK—Stressing that “continuously adapting to new technology is a must,” famed writer, actor, and director Woody Allen confirmed Thursday that he remains incredibly preoccupied with maintaining and updating his personal website, Wood... News in Brief » Jenny Sanford: 'I'm Loving These Lax Gun Purchasing Laws' American Voices » SC Voters Forgive Sanford For ‘Appalachian Trail’ Affair “It’s a sad day for our country when elections are no longer decided by how many affairs each candidate has had.” opinion » Men Are The Best by Amanda Berry, Georgina DeJesus, and Michelle Knight By Amanda Berry, Georgina DeJesus, and Michelle Knight Radio News » Jerry Lewis Undergoes Emergency Gefloigel Surgery

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