Rescue Chip Sent In To Save Broken Tostito Submerged In 7-Layer Dip - May 03, 2013

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Rescue Chip Sent In To Save Broken Tostito Submerged In 7-Layer Dip 05.02.13 AKRON, OH—Calling the situation dangerous and a rescue operation “very risky,” authorities have confirmed they will now lower a rescue chip into a seven-layer dip to save a broken Tostito that got caught in the party spread approximately... News in Brief » Dad Busy Throwing Seeds Or Something On Lawn American Voices » New Zealand Bans Naming Babies ‘Christ,’ ‘Lucifer’ “Well, in that case, I’m glad me and my daughter Anal don’t live in New Zealand.” opinion » After Checking Your Bank Account, Remember To Log Out, Close The Web Browser, And Throw Your Computer Into The Ocean by Karen Seubert, Privacy And Security Expert, Chase Bank By Karen Seubert, Privacy And Security Expert, Chase Bank Radio News » National Pork Council: Many Americans Suffer From Pork Deficiency

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