FAA Report: Spirit Airlines Is The Fucking Worst - May 10, 2013

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FAA Report: Spirit Airlines Is The Fucking Worst 05.09.13 WASHINGTON—According to a new report released Tuesday by the Federal Aviation Administration, Spirit Airlines, the American low-cost air carrier, is the absolute fucking worst and is actually a giant fucking rip-off.  News in Brief » Woman Sets Google Alert For Kevin Costner American Voices » 78,000 Apply For One-Way Trip To Mars “I’d be willing to hold down the fort here if everyone wanted to go.” opinion » Men Are The Best by Amanda Berry, Georgina DeJesus, and Michelle Knight By Amanda Berry, Georgina DeJesus, and Michelle Knight Radio News » Jerry Lewis Undergoes Emergency Gefloigel Surgery

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