25-Year-Old Woman's Biggest Dream Still Being Popular High School Student - May 16, 2013

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25-Year-Old Woman's Biggest Dream Still Being Popular High School Student 05.15.13 BRISTOL, CT—Approaching the second half of her twenties with a college degree, a full-time job, and a wide circle of friends, local woman Amanda Lasky’s main goal in life still remains being a popular high school student, sources close to th... News in Brief » Desperate Mom Okays Male Babysitter American Voices » House GOP Votes To Curb Obamacare For 37th Time “It’s almost like this thing is becoming political.” opinion » I'd Say My Least Favorite Part About Being A Restroom Attendant Is Spending 8 Hours A Day In A Room Where People Defecate by Benjamin Canfield By Benjamin Canfield Radio News » New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life

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