This What World Like Now - April 17, 2013

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Authorities: Sadly, There Are Many People Who Could Have Done This 04.16.13 BOSTON—In the aftermath of yesterday’s bombings at the Boston Marathon, which left three dead and over 100 wounded, authorities announced this morning that, sadly, there are actually numerous people who could have carried out the attack. ... This What World Like Now News in Brief » Every Family Member's Birthday Now Marred By Some Tragedy Area Man Growing A Little Tired Of Rushing Home To Hug Loved Ones Justin Bieber Fan Jealous Of Anne Frank American Voices » Nonpartisan Review Concludes U.S. Engaged In Torture “I hope the partisan reports are more patriotic.” Global Military Spending Declines video » Brad Pitt Decides To Grow Out Forehead Hair Leading social media site HarvardConnection is now valued at $400 billion, a couple is making out like its fucking Paris, and a freezing coatless woman has decided it's spring. opinion » This Is A Tragedy—Does It Really Matter Exactly How Many People Died Or What Any Of The Details Are? by Col Allan, 'New York Post’ Editor By ‘New York Post’ Editor Col Allan Radio News » National Pork Council: Many Americans Suffer From Pork Deficiency

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