Study: Wolf Attacks Still Leading Cause Of Death In U.S. - April 24, 2013

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Study: Wolf Attacks Still Leading Cause Of Death In U.S. 04.23.13 BETHESDA, MD—According to a new study released Monday by the National Institutes of Health, for the 25th straight year, violent wolf attacks remain the leading cause of death in the United States.  News in Brief » Surgeon General Warns Teens Cinnamon Challenge Is Not For Pussies American Voices » Al-Qaeda Plot To Derail Train Thwarted By Canadians “It was all over once they leaked what time the train was leaving and how fast it would be traveling.” opinion » I Guess When My Older Brother Said 'Let's Bomb The Boston Marathon,' I Should Have Said No by Dzhokar A. Tsarnaev By Dzhokar A. Tsarnaev Radio News » National Pork Council: Many Americans Suffer From Pork Deficiency

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