Jesus, This Week - April 19, 2013

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Jesus, This Week 04.18.13 WASHINGTON—Calling the last four days of American life just...I mean, talk about a goddamned punch in the gut, citizens across the nation confirmed today that, Jesus, this week. This fucking week, sources added. Christ. “Seriously, can we wrap... News in Brief » FBI: 'You Know You’re Desperate When You’re Asking The American People For Help' American Voices » Senate Blocks All Gun Control Measures “This is crazy. It’s almost as if some organization is paying them not to pass this bill.” opinion » I Won by Wayne LaPierre, Executive Vice President of the National Rifle Association By Wayne LaPierre, Executive Vice President of the National Rifle Association Radio News » National Pork Council: Many Americans Suffer From Pork Deficiency

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