Fallen Firefighter Remembered As Idiot Who Sucked At His Job - April 01, 2013

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Fallen Firefighter Remembered As Idiot Who Sucked At His Job 03.29.13 LENEXA, KS—Hundreds gathered for a somber memorial service Thursday in honor of Stuart D’Abarno, 31, a firefighter killed in a residential blaze whom colleagues remember as an incompetent waste of space who couldn’t fight fire for shit. ... News in Brief » Ayman Al-Zawahiri Delivers TEDTalk On Changing Face Of Terrorism American Voices » Arizona Gun Advocates Launch Free Shotgun Giveaway “Problem solved.” opinion » Only By Working Together Can We All Cover For My Absolute Lack Of Ability by Steve Mullin By Steve Mullin Radio News » Dead Werewolf Was Apparently Allergic To Peanuts

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