Torrent Of Soap Issues From Wildly Unexpected Part Of Dispenser - February 06, 2013

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Torrent Of Soap Issues From Wildly Unexpected Part Of Dispenser 02.05.13 LIMA, OH—A wall-mounted soap dispenser in the men’s bathroom of Rigali’s Pizza Village reportedly startled local resident Sam Milsom on Monday night, discharging a copious jet of soap from an entirely unexpected location. Milsom confirme... News in Brief » Dell Acquired By Gateway 2000 In Merger Of 2 Biggest Names In Computer Technology American Voices » Beyoncé, Destiny's Child Album Sales Surge After Super Bowl “Bandwagoners. I’ve been buying Beyoncé’s music since the inauguration.” opinion » Look, I'm Just Going To Say It: I Collect Antique Nazi Memorabilia by Barack Obama, President Of The United States As I begin my second term as president, I am honored to continue to serve this great country as we tackle the myriad problems that face us in the 21st century. Radio News » Area Bassist Fellated

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