Supervisor Encourages Interns To Take On More Responsibilities Of 3 Full-Time Staff Members - February 21, 2013

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Supervisor Encourages Interns To Take On More Responsibilities Of 3 Full-Time Staff Members 02.20.13 PHILADELPHIA—According to company sources, the spring class of interns at Fischer Marketing was encouraged by their supervisor Tuesday to show their commitment and drive around the office by voluntarily taking on more responsibilities of three full-... News in Brief » Embarrassed Sony CEO Announces New Video Game System American Voices » Testosterone, Needles Possibly Found At Pistorius' Home “I don’t see what the big deal is. They found all sorts of crazy stuff at my apartment after I killed my girlfriend.” opinion » The Execution Of Mentally Retarded Individuals Such As Myself Runs Against Our Society's Most Fundamental Moral Principles by Warren Lee Hill By Warren Lee Hill Radio News » Area Bassist Fellated

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