Boy Scouts To Try Out Single Gay 12-Year-Old Before Making Decision - February 07, 2013

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Boy Scouts To Try Out Single Gay 12-Year-Old Before Making Decision 02.06.13 IRVING, TX—As the organization considers lifting its national ban on gay members, the Boy Scouts of America announced today it would make its final decision following the three-month trial membership of a single 12-year-old homosexual boy, Corey Len... News in Brief » Obama Blanks On What He's Ineffectually Urging Congress To Take Action On Now American Voices » Post Office Ending Saturday Mail Delivery “But what if I really want to communicate with someone and I’m unaware of the hundreds of better ways to do so?” opinion » Look, I'm Just Going To Say It: I Collect Antique Nazi Memorabilia by Barack Obama, President Of The United States As I begin my second term as president, I am honored to continue to serve this great country as we tackle the myriad problems that face us in the 21st century. Radio News » Area Bassist Fellated

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