Despite Lessons Of Cautionary Film 'Multiplicity,' Geneticists Determined To Clone Michael Keaton - January 28, 2013

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Despite Lessons Of Cautionary Film 'Multiplicity,' Geneticists Determined To Clone Michael Keaton 01.28.13 WASHINGTON—A team of geneticists in Boston earned a stern rebuke from the scientific community this week when, despite the lessons learned from the 1996 cautionary film Multiplicity, they vowed to press ahead with their efforts to clone actor... News in Brief » 8th Grader Impregnated During Trip To 'March For Life' Event American Voices » J.J. Abrams To Direct New 'Star Wars' Movie “I can’t wait. I loved Lost, and Star Wars is a great name for a movie.” opinion » When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years by Donald Trump By Donald Trump Radio News » Area Bassist Fellated

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