62-Year-Old With Gun Only One Standing Between Nation And Full-Scale Government Takeover - January 23, 2013

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62-Year-Old With Gun Only One Standing Between Nation And Full-Scale Government Takeover 01.22.13 NORFOLK, VA—According to numerous reports, local 62-year-old Earl Bailey, who owns a shotgun and several boxes of ammunition, is currently the last bastion of defense between the United States of America and the federal government’s plot of a ... News in Brief » Prince Harry: 'I Killed Taliban-Looking People' American Voices » Radiation Blast May Have Hit Earth In Middle Ages “‘May have?’ Wow!” opinion » We Raise All Our Beef Humanely On Open Pasture And Then We Hang Them Upside Down And Slash Their Throats by Hank T. Norman, Owner of Nature's Acres Ranch By Hank T. Norman, Owner of Nature's Acres Ranch Radio News » Area Bassist Fellated

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