The Onion Daily Dispatch - December 10, 2012

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Tim Tebow Puts Empty Gatorade Cups In Wildcat Formation On Jets Bench 12.09.12 JACKSONVILLE, FL—Jets quarterback Tim Tebow reportedly sat alone during Sunday’s game against the Jacksonville Jaguars, arranging empty Gatorade cups in the wildcat formation and running plays across the bench. News in Brief » Chris Christie Dreaming About 72-Inch Springsteen Sub American Voices » Coffee May Prolong Life “Yeah, but coffee drinkers are also more alert and productive, so there’s a trade-off.” opinion » I Honestly Don't Understand How Anyone Could Support Chris Brown by Chris Brown By Chris Brown Radio News » Raccoon Leaders Call For Loosening Of Garbage-Can Lids

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