The Onion Daily Dispatch - December 06, 2012

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Pope Tweets Picture Of Self With God 12.05.12 MIAMI—In his first post since joining social networking site Twitter early this week, Pope Benedict XVI has tweeted a picture of himself spending time with the Lord Our God, Divine Creator of the Universe. News in Brief » Coy 'Dexter' Producers Hint At 'Huge Plot Holes' In Season Finale American Voices » NASA To Send New Rover To Mars In 2020 “Ha, ha, ha! Like NASA is going to be around in 2020.” opinion » I Honestly Don't Understand How Anyone Could Support Chris Brown by Chris Brown By Chris Brown Radio News » Raccoon Leaders Call For Loosening Of Garbage-Can Lids

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