The Onion Daily Dispatch - November 30, 2012

Fri Nov 30, 2012 www.theonion.com

'Boy Meets World' Spin-Off A Dream Come True For Fans Who Grew Up In, Still Live In '90s 11.29.12  The upcoming 'Boy Meets World' spin-off is thrilling fans who haven't grown up at all since the original went off the air. News in Brief » Congolese Rebel Can't Bring Himself To Care About Congolese War American Voices » Colossal Supermassive Black Hole Discovered “Great, now I won’t be able to sleep at night knowing that thing is out there.” opinion » Game Changer by Smoove B, Love Man By Smoove B, Love Man Radio News » Raccoon Leaders Call For Loosening Of Garbage-Can Lids

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