The Onion Daily Dispatch - November 29, 2012

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'Boy Meets World' Spin Off To Focus On Difficulties Of Raising Autistic Child 11.28.12 LOS ANGELES—Delighting fans of the popular ’90s sitcom, producers at ABC announced Tuesday that Cory Matthews, Topanga Lawrence, and other beloved characters from Boy Meets World will soon return to the small screen in Girl Meets Wor... News in Brief » Lax PetSmart Background Check Allows Deranged Gerbil To Slip Through The Cracks American Voices » Consumer Confidence Highest Since 2008 “An economic index I don’t understand is going up? Yay!” opinion » Game Changer by Smoove B, Love Man By Smoove B, Love Man Radio News » Raccoon Leaders Call For Loosening Of Garbage-Can Lids

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