The Onion Daily Dispatch - November 19, 2012

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Area Man Never In Mood To Do Things He Hasn't Done Before 11.18.12 DAVENPORT, IA—Continually claiming that he’s “not up for stuff like that right now,” local resident Andrew Hughes, 27, is apparently never in the mood to take part in things he’s never done before, family and friends confirme... News in Brief » 5-Year-Old Says 'Sesame Street' Has Sucked Since 2010 American Voices » Brazilian Scientists To Clone Endangered Species “Whoa, that could actually be a cool idea for a movie. Imagine—an entire island filled with deer.” opinion » Come On, Just Open The Door And Let Me In This Once by A Raccoon By A Raccoon Radio News » Kentucky Legislature Bans Gay Pet Weddings

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