The Onion Daily Dispatch - November 06, 2012

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Romney Volunteers Going Door-To-Door To Let Obama Supporters Know President's Dead 11.05.12 COLUMBUS, OH—In a last-ditch effort to win a few more votes in the key swing state of Ohio, Mitt Romney campaign volunteers made door-to-door visits to homes of registered Democrats on Monday to personally let them know that the president had died. News in Brief » Romney Throws Quinceañera For Ann In Last-Minute Attempt To Get Hispanic Vote American Voices » Americans Vote For President “Good luck, everyone!” opinion » This May Not Be The Ideal Moment Politically, But It’s Time To Talk Reparations by Barack Obama, Incumbent Candidate For President Of The United States By Barack Obama Radio News » Unicycling Bear's Agent Has Long List Of Demands

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