The Onion Daily Dispatch - November 05, 2012

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Undecided Voter Pretty Sure He’s Some Kind Of Idiot 11.05.12 SEATTLE—With just one day to go before the presidential election between Mitt Romney and Barack Obama, undecided voter Andrew Mueller is pretty sure he’s some kind of idiot, the 37-year-old Seattle resident told reporters today. According to M... News in Brief » Romney Promises Any Pennsylvanian Who Votes For Him Can Have Ann Romney For One Hour American Voices » 9 Brightly Colored New Tarantula Species Found “I hate spiders, but I love colors, so I’m a little conflicted here.” opinion » This May Not Be The Ideal Moment Politically, But It’s Time To Talk Reparations by Barack Obama, Incumbent Candidate For President Of The United States By Barack Obama Radio News » Unicycling Bear's Agent Has Long List Of Demands

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