The Onion Daily Dispatch - October 31, 2012

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Mood In Car Takes Grim Turn After Dad Misses Exit 10.30.12 LYNNVILLE, IN—The atmosphere inside the Lowery family car became gravely serious Saturday morning immediately after father and driver Chris Lowery, 44, missed the highway exit he was supposed to take, backseat sources confirmed. “Well, we miss... News in Brief » Secretary Of Transportation Spends 3 Hours Cleaning Up Wikipedia Page On Roundabouts American Voices » Paul McCartney: Yoko Ono Didn't Break Up Beatles “I’m not going to watch. I’ll wait for the Frost/McCartney movie instead.” opinion » I Hope The Guy Who Got Knocked Out By The American Thighs In That Song Is Okay by Janice Weingarten By Janice Weingarten Radio News » Unicycling Bear's Agent Has Long List Of Demands

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