The Onion Daily Dispatch - October 16, 2012

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Obama Excited To Participate In First Debate 10.15.12 WASHINGTON—Saying he was excited to “finally get out there” and defend his policies in front of the entire nation, President Barack Obama told reporters he was energized and eager to participate in his first debate of the 2012 election c... News in Brief » Polls Reveal, Essentially, Nothing American Voices » Robotic Suit Could Help Paraplegics Walk “Wait, what about normal guys like me? Do I still have to use my stupid old legs?” opinion » They Can Never Take Away My Memories by Jerry Sandusky By Jerry Sandusky Radio News » Unicycling Bear's Agent Has Long List Of Demands

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