The Onion Daily Dispatch - October 05, 2012

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Sasha Obama Asks Father Why He Was Acting Like Such A Pussy During Debate 10.04.12 DENVER—Following last night’s nationally televised presidential debate, President Barack Obama’s 11-year-old daughter Sasha reportedly asked her father why he was “acting like such a goddamned pussy up there.” “Daddy, h... News in Brief » Romney Dominated Debate, Say Pundits Trying To Figure Out GOP Candidate's Policies American Voices » Vast Field Of Marijuana Found In Chicago “Oh, didn’t they see it earlier when it was on Buzzfeed’s top 20 marijuana plantations visible on Google Maps?” point/counterpoint » The Anemic Economic Recovery Is Due To The Failed Policies Of My Opponent vs. C'mon Man, The Debate's In A Couple Hours, We Can Do This Then by Barack Obama, Incumbent Candidate For President Of The United States Point/Counterpoint Radio News » Unicycling Bear's Agent Has Long List Of Demands

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