The Onion Daily Dispatch - October 02, 2012

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Schwarzenegger Admits To Affair With Predator Costume 10.01.12 NEW YORK—In a new autobiography published Monday, action star and former California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger admits to many indiscretions that strained his 25-year marriage to Maria Shriver, including a steamy extramarital affair with the cost... News in Brief » Obama Camp Vows To Win Neighborhoods Where Romney Staffers Are Too Afraid To Go American Voices » Hugo Chávez Endorses Obama “That’s pretty compelling, but I still want to hear what Bashar al-Assad has to say before I fully commit to Obama.” opinion » You Do, Of Course, Realize That This Is Going To End Very, Very Badly by Alana ‘Honey Boo Boo’ Thompson By Alana 'Honey Boo Boo' Thompson Radio News » Unicycling Bear's Agent Has Long List Of Demands

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