The Onion Daily Dispatch - August 08, 2012

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Pet Eating Like Country Isn't In Goddamn Recession 08.08.12 RICHMOND, IN—Apparently heedless of the dismal fiscal climate, local dog Digby is wolfing down kibble as though the United States isn't limping its way through a goddamn economic crisis, the pet's owners confirmed Thursday. According to reports, the... News in Brief » Michele Bachmann Thankful No Americans Died In Sikh Shooting American Voices » Tucson Shooter Switches Plea To 'Guilty' “Oh, who even cares about him anymore? That was so many shootings ago.” opinion » I'm Proud Of All My Songs, Even The Ones I Stole From People I Heard At Open-Mic Nights by Paul Simon By Paul Simon Radio News » God Worried Apocalypse May Not Live Up To Expectations

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