The Onion Daily Dispatch - August 06, 2012

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Romney Stuck In Endless Loop Of Uncomfortable Chuckling 08.06.12 PORTSMOUTH, VA—According to increasingly concerned campaign sources, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney entered his 400th consecutive hour of uneasy chuckling Monday, apparently stuck in an endless loop of discomfort and apprehension that... News in Brief » Nation Still Reeling From Mega-Success Of 'Mr. Popper's Penguins' American Voices » Unemployment Rate Up “I can’t wait to tell my grandchildren how horrible I had it.” opinion » I'm Truly Sorry For This, But You're About To Hear All About The Last Marathon I Ran by Michael Cowie By Michael Cowie Radio News » Scientists Say Venom Taken From Politicians Could Provide Medical Benefits

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