The Onion Daily Dispatch - August 02, 2012

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Argument Between Employees Shatters Illusion Of Professionalism Traditionally Associated With Walgreens 08.02.12 JOLIET, IL— According to eyewitness reports, two employees at a local Walgreens engaged in a heated argument Sunday in full view of customers, shattering the air of decorum traditionally associated with the drugstore chain. News in Brief » 300 Million Without Electricity In India After Restoration Of Power Grid American Voices » Human Culture Much Older Than Thought “Well, I still say we don’t look a day over 18,000 years old.” opinion » I'm Truly Sorry For This, But You're About To Hear All About The Last Marathon I Ran by Michael Cowie By Michael Cowie Radio News » Long-Time Recreational Eater Turns Pro

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