The Onion Daily Dispatch - July 27, 2012

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Michael Phelps Using Rosetta Stone To Brush Up On His English 07.27.12 LONDON—Coaches and teammates confirmed Friday that U.S. Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps has spent the past month studying with Rosetta Stone software in an effort to brush up on his English-language skills, which have grown rusty after several years ... News in Brief » New Apple Campaign Urges Consumers To Buy iPhone For Other Hand American Voices » Computer Virus May Be Blasting AC/DC In Iran “My God, someone has hijacked AC/DC’s art and turned it into a weapon.” opinion » Holy Shit, I Just Realized People Want To Kill My Dad by Sasha Obama By Sasha Obama Radio News » Attempted Murderer Gave It His Best Shot

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