The Onion Daily Dispatch - June 21, 2012

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Woman, Gay Best Friend Go On Another One Of Their Little Adventures 06.21.12 PASADENA, CA—With the intention of letting loose, hitting the town, and maybe even "getting into a little mischief," Christine Fehrman, 33, and her closest gay friend Paul Daganais, 28, have embarked on yet another one of their special lit... News in Brief » Dead Daughter Would Have Wanted $220 Million Liability Settlement American Voices » Report: Moderate Drinking May Not Affect Fetus "That's good news for my pregnant lady wine-tasting business plan." opinion » I Think I'd Make A Pretty Good HBO Show by 18th-Century France By 18th-Century France Radio News » Michael Bay Makes High Octane Trip To Grocery Store

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