The Onion Daily Dispatch - June 19, 2012

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Herman Cain Endorses Who Gives A Fuck 06.19.12 DOESN'T MATTER—Business magnate and former Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain briefly returned to the spotlight Tuesday to announce he would lend his support to the campaign of nobody gives a flying fuck what Herman Cain has to say. News in Brief » Grandfather's Advice Pretty Bad For Someone Who's Lived That Long American Voices » Romney Promises 'The Opposite' Of Obama On Israel "I can only assume what Romney means is that he's going to cut off aid to Israel, support the Palestinians, and make out with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad." opinion » I Had The Idea For YouTube Back In 2010 by Jack McCullagh By Jack McCullagh Radio News » Veteran Who Stormed Beach At Normandy Still Getting Laid Because Of It

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