The Onion Daily Dispatch - June 14, 2012

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Middle-Aged Woman Angrily Demanding Price Check On Rice Pudding Was Once Carefree Youth, Onlookers Speculate 06.14.12 WESTBROOK, ME—Once, perhaps very many years ago, the enraged 42-year-old woman currently berating a Hannaford supermarket cashier over the price of a package of Kozy Shack rice pudding was a buoyant, free-spirited youth, bystanders imagined Thursday... News in Brief » 'It's Been An Honor, Gentlemen,' Shift Supervisor Says As Giant Vat Of Molten Cheese Erupts American Voices » Town Fines For Public Cursing "Like I've always said: Someday, only the rich will swear." opinion » I Had The Idea For YouTube Back In 2010 by Jack McCullagh By Jack McCullagh Radio News » Area Man Goaded Into Climbing Mt. Everest

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