The Onion Daily Dispatch - June 13, 2012

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Romney Spends Most Of Factory Visit Yelling At Employees To Work Harder 06.13.12 NORTHFIELD, OH—Sources at the Gregson-Turner Paper Co. confirmed that Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney spent the vast majority of his visit to the company's Ohio-based factory Tuesday yelling at employees to work harder. Romney, who sai... News in Brief » Herculean Effort, Astronomical Expense Lead To Photo Of Whole Family At Disney World American Voices » Americans' Wealth Down 40% "Yeah, I’d put your money in gold and not kids right now, that’s for sure." opinion » I Had The Idea For YouTube Back In 2010 by Jack McCullagh By Jack McCullagh Radio News » New Movie From Pixar Will Totally Fuck With Kids' Minds

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