The Onion Daily Dispatch - June 11, 2012

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Peter Jackson Opens Up About His Personal Hobbit Friends In Beginnings Of Genius Marketing Campaign Or Full-On Mental Breakdown 06.11.12 LOS ANGELES—Either deploying a brilliant strategy to spur excitement for his forthcoming adaptation of The Hobbit or completely losing his grip on reality, filmmaker Peter Jackson told reporters Sunday about the many hobbits with whom he enjo... News in Brief » Governor Too Embarrassed To Say Which State He Leads American Voices » High School Seniors Texting While Driving “It's the 21st century. We're just going to have to accept that most of us are probably going to die from some shithead kid crashing into us.” opinion » My Great-Grandfather Started This Business With One Simple Mission That We Abandoned Decades Ago by Jeff Mueller, CEO, DKM Group By Jeff Mueller, CEO, DKM Group Radio News » Weather Channel Opens Las Vegas Casino

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