The Onion Daily Dispatch - June 04, 2012

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Ann Romney Says Husband Has Deeply Principled Side No One Ever Sees In Public 06.04.12 LA JOLLA, CA—Ann Romney, wife of Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, said Monday that despite her husband's public image as a shameless opportunist with no convictions whatsoever, in private he displays a rare principled side that most pe... News in Brief » Man Putting Huge Amount of Pressure on Self To Excel At Completely Meaningless Activity American Voices » NYC Hopes To Ban Oversized Sodas “This is going to be a huge blow to businesses that charge people a quarter to use their toilets.” opinion » Hey, Everybody! This Cool New Tide Detergent Video Is Blowing Up All Over The Internet! by Fred Hammond , Director Of Digital Video And Social Media Ad Integration, Tide Detergent Hey, everybody, have you seen this awesome new web video from Tide detergent? I just checked it out online and, man, it is easily one of the coolest digital videos I've ever seen. Radio News » Local Man Gets Stabbing Right On 47th Try

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