The Onion Daily Dispatch - May 09, 2012

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Obama Blasts Obama's Evasive Stance On Gay Marriage 05.09.12 WASHINGTON—President Barack Obama lashed out at President Barack Obama's seemingly evasive stance on gay marriage Tuesday, calling the head-of-state's cagey position on the issue both "cowardly" and "an example of faile... News in Brief » Loophole In Curse Lets Archaeologist Off The Hook American Voices » Maurice Sendak Dead At 83 "Stroke is the most common complication of participating in a wild rumpus." opinion » Smoove Is Remodeling by Smoove B, Love Man By Smoove B Radio News » Stigmatic Teen Says His Miracle Is Gross

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