The Onion Daily Dispatch - April 10, 2012

Tue Apr 10, 2012 www.theonion.com

Coroner Excited For First Asian 11.28.09 News in Brief » Sweeping New Labor Reforms Allow Foxconn Employees To Work In Inhumane Conditions From Home American Voices » 10-Year-Old Girl Gives Birth "I hope they're able to play nice together." opinion » I'd Be Happy To Help With Any Herding… by A Border Collie By A Border Collie Radio News » General Mills Pulls Nitroglycerin Chex From Store Shelves

featured section: » Horoscope » Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 This is a good time to make big moves at work, as you'll show up Monday to find all the furniture's gone and everyone has relocated to a new office somewhere outside Gary, IN. Most Popular » 10-Year-Old Girl Gives Birth Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids Coroner Excited For First Asian Maternal Obesity May Be Autism Factor Pope Denounces Celibacy-Protesting Priests NFL: Overtime Games To Be Decided By First Team To Do Something Really Fucking Awesome

If you do not want to receive anymore emails from us, please click the following link unsubscribe. To unsubscribe via postal mail please send your request to: 536 Broadway New York NY, 10012 Please include the email address at which you have been contacted. All of our emails are sent from the domain http://www.theonion.com.