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Sports Nut: Beware Flying Buffaloes

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Beware Flying Buffaloes
Forget Kentucky. The Cyclones and Titans are favorites to reach the Final Four of Slate's mascot death match.
By Will Oremus
Posted Tuesday, Mar 27, 2012, at 09:46 PM ET

The Sweet 16 of Slate's mascot death match brought some memorable clashes. The South Florida Bulls overpowered the Vermont Catamounts, winning 66 percent of readers' votes. The West Virginia Mountaineers shot down the Florida State Seminoles, 59 to 41. And in an upset perhaps fueled by a surge of Duke hatred, the Colorado Buffaloes trampled the Blue Devils—an ignominious defeat for an allegedly elite unit that also fell short against the Germans in World War I. Now we're down to the regional finals. In a reversal of how things go in the real NCAA tournament, only high seeds remain. The rules for how these mascot tussles work—the basics: it's five-on-five, to the death, in a basketball gym—are outlined here. Read our takes below, then vote in the survey at the bottom of the page to determine who'll make it to the Final Four.

South Region

No. 8 Iowa State Cyclones vs. No. 11 Colorado Buffaloes

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