The Onion Daily Dispatch - February 27, 2012

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Cost Of Living Now Outweighs Benefits 04.13.05 WASHINGTON, DC—A report released Monday by the Federal Consumer Quality-Of-Life Control Board indicates that the cost of living now outstrips life's benefits for many Americans. News in Brief » GLAAD To Honor Any Mainstream Film That Gets One Thing Right About Being Gay American Voices » Obama Proposes Lowering Corporate Tax Rate "This is exactly the sort of idea that Republicans will deny they've been saying for 30 years." opinion » I’m Getting Bitten By The Oscar Bug…AGAIN! by Jackie Harvey For some people, March Madness begins in March, and it’s tied to college basketball, but not me! Radio News » Many Animals Harmed In Catering For New Film Many Animals Harmed In Catering For New Film

featured section: » Letters To The Editor » Dear The Onion, Please remove the stars covering the nipples of the models on the last few pages. — Kurt Blankenship, Flint, MI Most Popular » Cost Of Living Now Outweighs Benefits Female Friends Spend Raucous Night Validating The Living Shit Out Of Each Other Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie Arrive On Oscar Red Carpet 12 Hours Early Oscars Reveal Widening Gap Between Best, Worst Dressed Many Animals Harmed In Catering For New Film Nation Trying, Okay?

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