The Onion Daily Dispatch - February 21, 2012

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Disturbed Beltway Sources Report Congress Eerily Cooperative Today 02.20.12 WASHINGTON—According to reports from distressed Capitol Hill sources, members of both houses of Congress were eerily cooperative and agreeable throughout today's legislative session, prompting widespread confusion, fear, and suspicion among politica... News in Brief » Smug New Mom Going To Start A Blog American Voices » Pennies, Nickels To Change? "You have to wonder what Obama is thinking invoking the ire of numismatist alloy originalists in an election year." opinion » So, How Was Afghanistan? by Debbie Creffler Welcome back! Wow, I almost didn't recognize you. How long has it been? It seems like forever since you left for Afghanistan. Radio News » Ducks Only Interested In Area Man's Bread

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