 | "Look it up." Two days after tugging on Lady Gaga's wig in an interview with Newsweek, Madonna went and snatched off the whole damn thing on last night's "20/20," the first time she publicly addressed the issue of similarities between Gaga's "Born This Way" and her song, "Express Yourself." |
 | Aerial war-ships? Check. Grand opera telephoned to private homes? Yep. Mosquitoes, house-flies, and roaches "practically exterminated?" Who dropped the ball on that one? |
 | Feline thinks it's sexy. |
 | A word to pet owners: If you're going to let your kitty drink, please don't get it started on Miller Lite. [ed. Note: What is your cat's favorite beer? Let us know in the comments.] |
 | Sophie really likes the view from up top. |
 | The Sun Sentinal has created a handy database of emergency room records that includes the top insertions that get stuck inside of humans. Here they are, categorized by orifice and with illustrations, to help you visualize. You're welcome. |
 | Brands him "Mitt the Ripper" for "corporations are people" line. |
 | In North Dakota the women will have sex with you, apparently. Lovely state. Highly recommend it. |
 | How can such a lovely wife make such awful coffee? |
 | Vlinder the cat thinks she's a dog. Or a mail-carrier? Something un-catlike anyway. |
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