The Onion Daily Dispatch - November 21, 2011

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Congressman’s War Hero Son Would Have Wanted Highway Bill Passed 03.25.09 Rep. David Whittle (D-VA) speaks passionately about how his son, who died in Iraq, would have loved to see this appropriations bill passed. News in Brief » Smooth Transaction At DMV Exaggerated Into Story Anyway American Voices » U.S. Births Drop Again "Fine, I’ll start fucking again." opinion » I've Never Prayed Before In My Life, But I'm Absolutely Desperate by God Uh…hello? Anybody there? Man, this is so awkward. But I honestly don't know what else to do. Radio News » No One Has Heart To Ask Human Beat Box To Stop

featured section: » Letters To The Editor » Dear The Onion, So here’s the deal. I talk up how great your paper is for a few weeks and you agree to snip my indecent exposure arrest out of the police blotter. What do you say? — Greg O’Neil, Twin Falls, ID Most Popular » Scientists Finally Prove What Area Dad Has Been Saying For Years Autistic Reporter, Michael Falk, Enchanted By Prison's Rigid Routine Friend Wants To Know If That's Sister In Picture Libertarian Reluctantly Calls Fire Department You Should Come Out To The Country House This Weekend And Envy My Family's Extreme Wealth U.S. Births Drop Again

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