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Sight Of Matt Millen On TV Simply Too Much For Nation’s Unemployed To Handle 10.14.11 BRISTOL, CT—The nation's 14 million unemployed persons experienced a combination of rage, disbelief, and near-suicidal depression after seeing former Lions CEO Matt Millen—long regarded as one of the most resoundingly incompetent failures in management history—working as a football analyst on Wednesday's SportsCenter. | | News in Brief » |
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Handshake Comes In At Unusually High Angle, Velocity | | American Voices » |
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| Christie Endorses Romney "It's statements like that which lead me to believe Christie's still open to a bid for the White House in 2012. Run, Christie, run!" | | opinion » |
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| I'm Moving This Miserable Periodical To The Yukon by T. Herman Zweibel Publisher Emeritus (photo circa 1911) Disturbing reports have been reaching my bronze ear-horn over the past few weeks concerning the goings-on at the many Eastern sea-board offices of The Onion news-paper. Evidently, if accounts from my disgustingly subservient dogsbodies in management are to be believed, the constant rustle of news-print and scratch of fountain-pen nibs has been punctuated by the murmur of pleasant conversation and, in many cases, outright laughter among staffers. | | Radio News » |
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| Goofy Guy Named Gary Enlivens Otherwise Intolerable Wedding Reception |
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| Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 Your belief that everything happens for a reason may remain unshaken in the face of personal tragedy, but you'll certainly be upset when you find out the reason is "to get the Zodiac some chicks." | | Most Popular » |
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