The Onion Daily Dispatch - September 30, 2011

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Bill Belichick Forgets About Loss By Relaxing In Bathtub Filled With Warm Entrails 09.30.11 FOXBOROUGH, MA—In an effort to relieve the stress of the Patriots’ disappointing 31-34 loss to the Buffalo Bills, New England head coach Bill Belichick reportedly relaxed at home Sunday night by soaking in a bathtub filled with warm entrails. News in Brief » Hostage Negotiation Talks Stall In Congress American Voices » Insurance Costs Outstrip Wage Increases "No thanks. Life's not that cool." opinion » Ask The Concept Of Phenomenology In Architecture As Developed By The Norwegian Theorist Christian Norberg-Schulz by The Concept Of Phenomenology In Architecture As Developed By The Norwegian Theorist Christian Norberg-Schulz Many may find themselves curious as to why we "need" a comprehensive theory of architecture as a phenomenological concept. Of course, the intellectual abstractions of theory cannot—nor should they—ever replace the direct sense-experience of architecture in our daily lives. Radio News » Hellmann's Heir's Conduct Unbefitting Of Mayonnaise Empire

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