The Onion Daily Dispatch - August 09, 2011

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Bristol Palin Interview Accidentally Reveals Mother's 15 Abortions 08.08.11 WASILLA, AK—Sarah Palin's political team was forced to do emergency damage control Monday after the former Alaska governor's daughter Bristol accidentally divulged on live television that her mother has undergone at least 15 abortions over the past ... News in Brief » Bristol Palin Interview Accidentally Reveals Mother's 15 Abortions American Voices » Groups Oppose Perry's Prayer Meeting “Well, the Constitution does bar the establishment of a state religion, but it also guarantees an individual’s right to the free exercise of superstition, so it’s a tricky case.” video » Onion News Network Is The Loudest Voice In News (Season 1: Ep 5 on IFC) The Onion News Network is now 20 percent louder than any other network on television. Radio News » Hollywood Accessed

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