The Onion Daily Dispatch - June 07, 2011

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Yellowstone National Park Concerned About Competing 'Yello-Stone Natural Park' Built Right Across Street 06.06.11 GARDINER, MT—With the summer tourist season now in full gear, officials at Yellowstone National Park expressed a growing sense of concern and agitation Monday about a competing 3,500-square-mile nature reserve that recently opened directly across th... News in Brief » Poll: 81% Of Office Workers Would Rather Stay Late Than Ride Elevator With Richard American Voices » Scientists Trap Antimatter For Record Time "That's great. I've always wondered what antimatter smells like." opinion » Part Of Me Wants To See This Acrobat Fall To His Death vs. Part Of Me Wants To See That Guy In The Third Row Have A Heart Attack In Front Of His Family by Alexi Ivanov I know this is going to sound sick and twisted—there is a small part of me that wants to see him slip and plummet nine stories to his death. Radio News » Circus Runaway Not Looking Forward To Hometown Show

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