The Onion Daily Dispatch - August 05, 2011

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Obama: Debt Ceiling Deal Required Tough Concessions By Both Democrats And Democrats Alike 08.03.11 WASHINGTON—A day after signing legislation that raised the government debt ceiling and authorized steep budget cuts, President Obama thanked Democrats as well as Democrats for their willingness to make tough, but necessary, concessions during negoti... News in Brief » Dept. Of Labor Reports It Could Be Nothing, But They May Have Spotted Job In Iowa Strip Mall American Voices » Dunkin' Donuts Employee Busted For Prostitution "Call me a snob, but the sex is way better at Starbucks." opinion » I Wish Someone At This Wedding Would Dance With That Girl In A Wheelchair Already by Geoff Scheer Just look at her. She's been sitting all by herself at the edge of the dance floor for five songs now, but no one seems to care. Radio News » VP Of Making Your Job Harder Given Raise

featured section: » Horoscope » Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 You'll feel a strange mixture of pride and terror when NASA announces it will replace the space shuttle with you in launches starting late next year. Most Popular » Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is Obama Turns 50 Despite Republican Opposition Dept. Of Labor Reports It Could Be Nothing, But They May Have Spotted Job In Iowa Strip Mall Obama: Debt Ceiling Deal Required Tough Concessions By Both Democrats And Democrats Alike Kid Massive Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is

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The Brand New Scariest Jobs Chart Ever

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		Tech Media Wall Street Markets Strategy Sports Lifestyle Politics Europe Video Latest Friday, August 5, 2011 The Brand New Scariest Jobs Chart Ever We used to say that the chart showing the pace of this jobs "recovery" vs. all other jobs recoveries was the scariest jobs chart ever (see here for example). But we've since changed our mind. It's the average duration of unemployment -- which surges without any sign of slowing down -- that's really scary right now. Not only is this number taking off like a rocket, but it potentially represents people permanently and structurally kept out of the jobs market. Be afraid. Read » Also On Money Game Today: Today's Huge Lesson: The Stimulus Worked, But Keynesianism Failed The Most Bullish News All Day: Gigantic Surge In Consumer Credit China Is Drafting Plans To Let Local Governments Issue More Debt The Original "Scariest Jobs Chart Ever" Is Still Plenty Scary Advertisement CHART OF THE DAY: The Haunting TOPIX Chart We Can't Let Go Of CHART OF THE DAY: Here's The Broken Neck Bone That Everyone Is Talking About CHART OF THE DAY: The Market Does Something It Hasn't Done Since The Worst Of The Financial Crisis Share this: Facebook Twitter Digg Reddit StumbleUpon LinkedIn The email address for your subscription is: dwyld.kwu.wyldside@blogger.com Change Your Email Address | Unsubscribe | Subscribe | Subscribe to the Money Game RSS Feed Business Insider. 257 Park Avenue South, New York, NY 10010 Terms of Service | Privacy Policy

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