George Zimmerman Offers To Just Plead Guilty And Pay Fine Or Whatever - July 12, 2013

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George Zimmerman Offers To Just Plead Guilty And Pay Fine Or Whatever 07.11.13 SANFORD, FL—Claiming that his second-degree murder trial has “dragged on for way too long,” sources confirmed Thursday that former neighborhood watch volunteer George Zimmerman offered to just plead guilty and pay the fine or whatever. News in Brief » Terrified Johnny Depp Unable To Remove Tonto Makeup American Voices » Justin Bieber Apologizes To Clinton For Insults “Sounds like the poor kid just needed some attention.” opinion » I Think People Could Have Been A Little More Sympathetic About My Broken Nose by George Zimmerman By George Zimmerman Radio News » New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life

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